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There was this girl, she was really lonely because she didn't have a boyfriend or any friends or any family so she thought, "Why don't I get a pet for company?" So she went to see this woman who had a big mansion with hundreds of dogs. And she said to her, "Could I buy one of your dogs? The woman went among all the dogs and picked one up and said, "Here, I'll sell him for five pounds. He's a talking dog." And the girl said, "That's stupid! Dogs don't talk." Then the dog, looked up at the girl sadly with tears in its eyes and said,
"Please buy me. This awful woman never feeds me. She never takes me for walks. She beats me and kicks me every day. She hates me!"
The girl was really shocked and she said,
"But that's fantastic; he can talk. But why sell him for only five pounds? You could make fortune from a talking dog!" And the woman answered, "Because I'm fed up with all his lies!"

¡Jajajaja! Ok. Beautifull, god, gud mornin, galleta and bread.

Thank you very much  ;D

esto ke es una gracia?


yo nunca e dado ingless   -maza -maza.



              ;D ;D ;D

Efectivamente makiflaki, los chistes son todos para hacer gracia, aunque algunos tienenen mas bien poca, este en inglés no está mal... pero claro, para que esboces una sonrisa, hay que hablar el idioma ;D Ayer también puse uno en francés, pero tuvo menos éxito.

Un  -besito y menos  -maza

Oh my God! do you know how can we say "karma" in english? One for you -ok.

i think that this is one of the best English jokes that I have ever seen...normally, i don't get the joke,not because of understanding, but different sense of humour... but I've to say that this one brings a smile to my face. A new kharma for you! and thanks for the joke!

Almizcle ... prometeme por la cobertura de tu móvil ... que no lo has extraido de un diálogo no publicado de Woody Allen ... -cabezon -cabezon...

A pesar de ello ... aplaudo  -aplaudir -aplaudir la perseverancia -beer